If I consider you as one of my good/close...
ohayelly: I will tell you when I need to pee. I will hit you very often. I will insult you more than necessary. I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me. I will tell you useless/pointless stories. I will bitch to you. Like a lot. I will swear at you 24/7. I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
Everyone I know is in a cute relationship..and I’m...